Morning

Husband and wife sleeping soundly on Saturday with infant daughter snuggled in tightly between them.

Daughter wakes up...wants breakfast....wife obliges. Wakes and takes daughter downstairs.

Starts one load of laundry, unloads dishes from dishwashers, washes dishes in sink, feeds daughter and cats.

Wife has one cup of coffee and two Gerber puffs (cherry flavored)given to her by daughter for breakfast.

Wife takes daughter in living room and starts to read books.

Husband comes downstairs, kisses everyone good morning, start rummaging around for breakfast.

Wife calls out..."Do you want some breakfast? We could make eggs or pancakes? I haven't eaten yet"

Husband call out..."Not sure, maybe eggs. Just a minute"

A few minutes later, husband starts cooking eggs. Wife notices there are only two.

Wife calls out..."Are you only having one eggs", then thinks to herself...it is never any good to be subtle.

Wife retracts previous statement and calls out "You're making me an egg with toast, right"

Husband looks around the corner, genuinely surprised, "Oh sure. I didn't know you were hungry."

Wife thinks marriage should be the basis for an insanity plea is there was ever an unfortunate accident in her household.