Things not to do with a pregnant lady:
Things such as ride a roller coaster, feed her stinky seafood, or have her climb ten foot ladder. Others things include not moving her to a southern state where football is considered the only viable sport, thus peaking her interest over the years. Furthermore once her knowledge has grown where she can actually watch a game and enjoy it, do not send her Alma Mater to the Sugar Bowl. And then do not have said team play a nail biting game against one of the better teams in the nation. This situation will cause mild contractions and the need to yell at the T.V. followed by banishment to the computer room for the third quarter.
When I was at Utah, we won gymnastics championships. Football championships are way cooler. So we have put away the orange and pulled out the RED. To all the doubters, I believe the record is 13-0. So don't argue with the pregnant lady. Let her just pretend to remember the fight song and yell with joy at the T.V.
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Great game! Can't believe you and Emily can watch, talk and enjoy football. I couldn't do that when I was cheering for it!
Go Big Red!
Aunt Kris
I loved that game! Mark and I are in a football pool, and when we were making our picks I told him to pick Utah. He foolishly laughed at me. Well, I picked Utah...he did not. Guess who's laughing now? :)
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