My patients

I decided to be like about have my patients....this is my list of demands

1-A pill to make me happy-because my life experience is not enough

2-A pill to help my nerves-because I do not understand that life is not all cake and cookies

3-A pill to help me handle the kids-because no told me I'd be responsible for the all the time

4-A pill to make sleep-because I don't understand hard work makes you tired.

5-A pill for 'the pain'-because I don't understand that somethings things hurt

6-A pill to make me poop-because I'm taking all of the above

**PS I understand that people do hurt, have anxiety, depression, real pain, and sometimes can't sleep. But if you're your medication list has more number then your age, there might be a problem.

Now excuse, I'm going to go take a pill to forgot this day. :)